{"fact":"A steady diet of dog food may cause blindness in your cat - it lacks taurine.","length":77}
{"fact":"A cat can jump up to five times its own height in a single bound.","length":65}
{"fact":"Female felines are \\superfecund","length":31}
{"fact":"The female cat reaches sexual maturity within 6 to 10 months; most veterinarians suggest spaying the female at 5 months, before her first heat period. The male cat usually reaches sexual maturity between 9 and 12 months.","length":220}
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{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
{"slip": { "id": 41, "advice": "Don't use Excel or Powerpoint documents for your basic word processing needs."}}
{"fact":"An adult lion's roar can be heard up to five miles (eight kilometers) away.","length":75}
{"slip": { "id": 141, "advice": "If you can't do anything about it, there's no point in worrying about it."}}
{"fact":"A domestic cat can run at speeds of 30 mph.","length":43}
{"slip": { "id": 159, "advice": "What's stopping you?"}}
{"slip": { "id": 47, "advice": "If you need cheering up, try searching online for photos of kittens."}}
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