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{"slip": { "id": 100, "advice": "Everybody makes mistakes."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 206, "advice": "Don't waste food."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?","punchline":"To prevent bat breath!","id":354}

{"slip": { "id": 121, "advice": "If you think your headphones are dying, check the socket for fluff with a straightened paperclip."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 164, "advice": "Some of life's best lessons are learnt at the worst times."}}

{"slip": { "id": 207, "advice": "Always seek out advice or opinions when making a decision."}}

{"fact":"A happy cat holds her tail high and steady.","length":43}

{"slip": { "id": 178, "advice": "It always seems impossible, until it's done."}}

{"fact":"If a cat is frightened, the hair stands up fairly evenly all over the body; when the cat is threatened or is ready to attack, the hair stands up only in a narrow band along the spine and tail.","length":192}

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